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Haiku

A Haiku: A 3 lined poem that follows the pattern of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the next, and 5 on the last.

I bought jug of milk.

There was a crab inside it

What the fucking fuck?

Elephant made noise

It made me drop my cold drink

I kick elephant.

I bought a doggy.

I then called the doggy Clive.

To be continued.

Today.

Hello, dear reader :).

I love stand up comedy. I went to HMV with my Christmas money and bought 3 stand up DVDs. Should keep me quiet for a few hours. I have a follower on blogspot! Tis John. Hello John. Hello anyone who might be reading. Ciao. x

WHY HELLO THERE.

HELLO! Welcome to my blog. You probably came here from my YouTube! If so. Welcome! Post comments, read, laugh, cry. Experience the magic that is... my blog. Not really. Its kinda crap.

YouIlliterates.

ARGH. I put the link to my blogspot in one of my youtube videos ages ago. My subscribers obviously didnt see it. Or didn't want to.

<3

HELLO CHILDREN!

December 23rd. My Gran is coming. My mum or dad arent in. So its me and prickly chin alone. Shudder. Yet I'm talking to Tom Milsom, providing me with laughs and such. 

I made a comic. Inspired by my new friend, Tom Milsom, whom you should share your love with and subscribe to.

Hey guys.

Right, hello guys!
Dont normally write on my blog because no one reads it, I doubt anyone on YT can read anything without moving pictures 3 centimetres away.
A lot of people at my school question me about why I spend so much time and even bother with YouTube. Answer is, it's fantastic. It's a great way to express your opinions and views and generally make a tit out of yourself
Recently I reached 47 subscribers. My target at the moment is 50, as I'm not going to aim too high.
Bye!

conawillblog!

Hey guys, most probably of YouTube. conawillvlog here. As you can see, I have cleverly altered my username to suit the purpose of the "Blogspot"website. Clever me. *taps nose*.

So yeah, today, I walked to school. I do that everyday, but take a detour to TESCO, where I buy my lunch. The schools prices are fucking scandalous for what you get.
So anyway, I was walking (Actually I was on my hoverboard) down the road towards TESCO. If you look straight down the road, you can see the path next to the TESCO going horizontally. Kind of like a T shape, and I was walking down the vertical street. Not vertical literally, but in the structure of a T sense. I was barely awake, and I'm pretty sure my eyes were closed as i slipped off the path and landed flat on my arse in the gutter. And I'm pretty sure, as I stood up, rubbing my sore arse mumbling "Owch.." and as I fell straight on my face, that my eyes were still shut. And who was walking down the TESCO path, no one but the purple haired drama teacher, Mrs Overdose. (Aldous)
Lazy, lazy Cona.
I just looked down and look what the evil people at Blogspot strategically placed..
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Thanks a lot. Knock my confidence down another peg. I ripped my trousers and grazed my knee. Thats all I need, to be criticised by a website.

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