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Haiku

A Haiku: A 3 lined poem that follows the pattern of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the next, and 5 on the last.

I bought jug of milk.

There was a crab inside it

What the fucking fuck?

Elephant made noise

It made me drop my cold drink

I kick elephant.

I bought a doggy.

I then called the doggy Clive.

To be continued.

Today.

Hello, dear reader :).

I love stand up comedy. I went to HMV with my Christmas money and bought 3 stand up DVDs. Should keep me quiet for a few hours. I have a follower on blogspot! Tis John. Hello John. Hello anyone who might be reading. Ciao. x

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December 23rd. My Gran is coming. My mum or dad arent in. So its me and prickly chin alone. Shudder. Yet I'm talking to Tom Milsom, providing me with laughs and such. 

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